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At The Producer's Desk

from SixEQUJfive (1997) by Dandruff!!

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AT THE PRODUCER'S DESK - DANDRUFF!!
about the church of daytime television. Lyrics by Tuppus

Sex with hamsters on the net.
A mum with triple octuplets.
An amputated acrobat.
A dog that knows the alphabet.
A moonie marriage divorcee.
A nun charged with blasphemy
An expert on embroiderie.

A transsexual quarterback.
A famous chef turned maniac.
Who keeps his wife au bain marie.
A five year old with a PhD.

A naked man says he's an heir,
to colonel Parker's dancing bear.
So he could be a millionaire.
And buy some proper underwear, to hide his shaky pelvis.

A whole platoon of the infantry,
diagnosed with pregnancy.
A narcoleptic hypnotist.
A humoristic calvinist.

You can pick up your letter of indulgence, at the producer's desk.

A bum who gets a new outfit.
And finds himself in deep shit.
Because begging doesn't work that good,
in an Armani suit.

An embryo from Tokyo that won a karaoke show.
Men with schlongs in their pants,
the size of an elephant's.
Who sue their surgeons because they used exploding silicone implants.

Now, on the air from coast to coast:
The canonization by the pope,
of your talkshow host.

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from SixEQUJfive (1997), released January 8, 1997
© 1997 Dandruff!! / Windmill Records / EANVP
WM 00297

Recorded, mixed and produced by Frank Reijgersberg at Huize Beatrix, Hoogeveen, The Netherlands, 1997

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Dandruff!! Groningen, Netherlands

Dandruff! has stopped in 1998.
Check out our bio at the Poparchief Groningen.

Both Marks have stopped making music; John and Tuppus went on to start De Fuckups, Edwin records and produces their records, on Jan's old equipment.

Jan became the best producer and sound engineer Groningen ever had, but his illness got the better of him and he took his life in 2002. We all still miss him.
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