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The Old Fart Speaks

from SixEQUJfive (1997) by Dandruff!!

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THE OLD FART SPEAKS - DANDRUFF!!
Gerontopunk can't keep up with the times. Lyrics by Tuppus

You've got your 40 dollar Stussy cap.
And your crotch between your knees.
There must be some kind of generation gap.
Because I just think you look like dweebs.

You all want me to act like a maniac on stage.
Well, I ate ten refuccioles. So no way!

I ain't never going to ride a skateboard.

You've never heard of Johnny Moped,
or Slaughter and the Dogs.
Because he's a hard loving man,
and they've got Boston Babies.
You've never heard Darby Crash sing 'Snap, Crackle, Pop'.
Man, you haven't even heard of the world famous Crabs.

You're too old...

The pants are too baggy and the t-shirts are too wide.
And the caps are too expensive.
The bones are too brittle and the balance is too weak.
And the shakes are too intensive.

Do I look like the kind of guy you would see riding on a skateboard
No, didn't think so.

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from SixEQUJfive (1997), released January 8, 1997
© 1997 Dandruff!! / Windmill Records / EANVP
WM 00297

Recorded, mixed and produced by Frank Reijgersberg at Huize Beatrix, Hoogeveen, The Netherlands, 1997

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Dandruff!! Groningen, Netherlands

Dandruff! has stopped in 1998.
Check out our bio at the Poparchief Groningen.

Both Marks have stopped making music; John and Tuppus went on to start De Fuckups, Edwin records and produces their records, on Jan's old equipment.

Jan became the best producer and sound engineer Groningen ever had, but his illness got the better of him and he took his life in 2002. We all still miss him.
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